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Tagalog Jokes Text Messages

A collection of Tagalog Jokes text messages and SMS quotes

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Text Message 12331: Anong sabi ng inspiration mo?
Text Message 12331: Anong sabi ng inspiration mo?
Text Message 11880: Happy Fiesta!

Sa mga taken: happy valentine’s day sa mga single: happy independence day sa mga broken hearted: happy halloween sa madaming bf/gf: happy fiesta 🙂

Text Message 11837: Kinikilig ang earth, Valentines na

Wag daw matakot sa lindol! kasi kinikilig lang ang earth kasi malapit na mag valentines. 🙂

Text Message 10023: Ngayong gabi
Text Message 10023: Ngayong gabi
Text Message 7501: Isang mapulang araw

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Text Message 7499: Happy Valentines Day sayong mayBAHAY

Happy valentine’s day to you at sayong maybahay, mayapartment, maycondo, at mayscholarship!

Text Message 5325: Valentine’s Day pressure

Malapit na pla ang valentine’s day.. at ang t0uching tan0ng sa mga single: “d0 y0u feel any pressure right n0w?” hahahahaha -the pressure is 0n! :-p

Text Message 2941: This valentine, send her flowers

This valentine, make sure you send the one you love a basket of flowers, buy her a box of chocolates and tell her you love her very deeply. and then do the same for your wife para walang problema. 🙂

Text Message 2938: February, love is in the air

This february .. love is in the air ! and i don’t really care .. =) mabuhay ang mga single ! Ü hahaü

Text Message 2936: February 14

February 14, valentine’s day, day of hearts, cupid’s invasion, lovers’day, ang tanong ngayon, cno ka date mo?üüü

Text Message 2901: Its the year of the rat!

It’s d yr of the rat! mandarin: –gong xi fa cai cantonese: –kong hey fat choi hokkien: -kiong hee huat tsai filipino: -bum-ta- rat-ta-rat!

Text Message 2894: Please remind your KKK group

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Text Message 2886: Kung walang ka-date ngayong Valentines

Lord, kng wla kaung ibbgay na ka-date skn ngayong valentine’s… please… dpat lahat ng frends q, wla dn!!ö damay damay na! =>

Text Message 2884: Fung shui mastel

Sabi fung shui mastel, lacky chan, pala lucky, dool halap east, molning sun, kung hindi east, ulong bahay, hilap? mas hilap ulong sun noh?! kapsiaw!! hapi yeal of da lat to u.

Text Message 2252: Pamatay na wrong lyrics

Pamatay na wrong lyrics: “i decided long ago, never to walk wd edu manzano..” “so kiss me and smaffle me..” “it started when we were younger you were nine..” “some people want tambourines but i dont..” “my only nest is killing me..” “don’t go jason waterfalls..” “constantine, ur on my mind..” & finally, “nothing’s gonna […]

A collection of Tagalog Jokes text messages and SMS quotes